The phone hacker is thought to be dark and swarthy and has been spotted twice in Malta, Morroco and Dubai in the last 24 hours. The McCanns private detectives are thought to be heading to the airport as this news breaks. They shall accuse him of talking into a mobile, they have proof this time as we see in the photograph, in possession of large ears and a suspicious looking nose. Further charges, sitting with intent,wearing what appears to be a womans scarf on his head and a shabby gypsy type of dress . The McCanns detectives believe 'Mitchells hacker' could be a transvestite or wearing a disguise so as not to be caught. More news to follow.....
Latest update...there seems a lot of mobile activity. from the McCanns PI's..could something be happeneing ? Are they actually talking with the 'swarthy one' is an arrest imminent ? stay tuned...
A search party is now looking for the 'swarthy hacker' and have been warned he is not to be approached as he may be 'highly dangerous' they know this by his thick bushy eyebrows which they find' menacing'...
my tuppence worth
The final word must come from Kate, Englands finest celebrity and authoress who, with the latest news says she is 'hacked off'.
'I would just like to thank everyone for everything they have done in searching for 'Our Maddie' and believing in me. The book I have tried so hard not to write
The LIE of the TRUTH errrr, Madeleine due to those damn Royals and their damn wedding , means I am one month out of pocket and apologise to all my believers when I released the date of April 28th.
However, we were damn lucky Madeleines birthday was so close as it made a wonderful excuse to change the date. TRANSWORLD had to open their big mouth claiming it was they who changed the date and not us, but dearest Clarry soon squared that with the Daily Mail one of our strongest supporters and clarified it was indeed us who felt it only fair not to hog prince William and Kates special day. You know, as Gerry said 'Kate, the British public would only get confused having two Kates in one day...a bit like having your ' Kate' and eating it.
I have decided to use the money from the SUN wisely, they will pay for breast implants so when the time comes to make the movie MADELEINE I will receive more sympathy and understanding.